We are a veteran owned operation of varied interests, experiences, and backgrounds. The cast of characters you’ll encounter are… uh… colorful to say the least.
Top – Is a broken, old, chain smoking, coffee chugging, and foul-mouthed US Army Infantry vet.
SSGT (Staff Sergeant) Piss Whistle – Air Force vet who likes his lattes with extra foam, his smokes extra filtered and hotels with four stars or more.
The “C.O.” – The leash that keeps Top from actually killing you.
PVT(Private) Poopy Pants – He’s the FNG (F**king New Guy) He doesn’t know Jack Schitt and constantly needs someone to wipe his ass… literally.
PFC (Private First Class) Boomba – If she could learn how to disappear when work details arise, she’d already be a Specialist, because she definitely has the attitude.
Occasionally we will have civilian input when their particular knowledge or skills are needed to fill gaps.
For instance, The Dumbest Smart Guy is a political science web specialist. He will beat you to death with the Declaration of Independence while writing a blog about it.
For the most part we will be sharing knowledge, tips, tricks, hacks, “How To” type stuff, opinions on various topics, and our unsolicited (unless otherwise noted) experiences with different products. We promise to keep it fun. For the uninitiated civilians, don’t worry… we will try to break things down Barney style as much as possible and not kill you with our acronyms, military jargon and abbreviations.